On Sunday, Dec. 1, President of the United States Joe Biden announced he would be pardoning his son, Hunter Biden, from federal gun charges and tax evasion. However, it’s being reported that President Biden isn’t merely stopping there.
White House staffers have informed The Acorn that former University of Wisconsin-La Crosse Chancellor Joe Gow, who was unanimously fired by the University of Wisconsin System Board of Regents in September, will be the latest beneficiary of a presidential pardon.
“President Biden isn’t Chancellor Gow’s only fan, but he certainly is one of them,” said a White House staffer. “President Biden saw that Mr. Gow and his wife were really swinging for the fences in trying to fight for their rights, and he found that very inspiring.”
The President apparently found it touching how a man that shared his same first name could erect such a strong case for justice in the face of opposition, not unlike what President Biden found himself doing for his son Hunter.
“At first, President Biden believed Mr. Gow’s case to be somewhat average…after reviewing the facts and some of Mr. Gow’s works, it became to clear to him that he is quite above average,” reported the White House staffer.
This move has raised some questions from the public, such as, “Can he really do that?” and “Did he say he watched some of Gow’s videos?”
Biden pardoning his son has already been quite contentious, and the pardoning of Gow will likely prove to be its own hub of controversy. While the situation might get a bit hairy, President Biden and his team have made it clear that he won’t bend over for just anyone, although he will for Joe Gow.
“He didn’t like how, in his view, Mr. Gow was shafted…in other ways, he might allow it, even welcome it, but not in this instance,” said the staffer.
Additionally, President Biden is looking into pardoning other Joe’s, as White House representatives confirmed the President finished early with his pre-planned pardons and is looking to add a third to his list of pardonees.
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