“Just one more wintergreen”: Squirrel cleanup crew spirals into addiction Page Turner, Friend of Squirrelologists June 4, 2026
BREAKING NEWS: Word gets out that Cowley Hall is being replaced with new and improved Latino Bar and Grill Claire Voyance, Hookah Enthusiast May 1, 2026
Waterfront Disintegration: An Acorn Cinematic Universe Story Larry Noodle and Page Turner March 6, 2026
One Day for UWL money used for drug trafficking; another chancellor fired Page Turner, Illicit Substance Specialist February 20, 2026
Must see: Chancellor Beeby stuns graduates by showing up to commencement just totally dripped out Larry Noodle, Swaginator December 19, 2025
New report confirms student fear that professors are indeed all out to get them Larry Noodle, Professional Vindicator December 12, 2025
“Let’s do a Land Acknowledgement”; A list of conversation starters that are sure to spark Thanksgiving discussion Page Turner, Professional Eater November 27, 2025
The Mississippi runs dry after ‘Thirsty Thursday’ mix-up Page Turner, Fish Enthusiast October 3, 2025
It’s an all-out war: The Blue Baby comes back to La Crosse Page Turner, German Informant September 19, 2025
